- Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
- Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
- Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
- Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
- Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
- Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
- Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
- Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
- Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
- Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
- Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
- Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
- omg earthquake!!!!
- ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
- rip mommy u were a good bitch
- flood is coming!!
- omg water is in my house
- nO NOT MY COMPUter
- it's ok i have service on my phone guys
- OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
- aw a fireman is here
- he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
- i ship it omg
- otp; i know how to save a life
- whoa the earth is like breaking open
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips
- Gay male: I'm gay.
- Straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
- Gay female: I'm gay.
- Straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
- And let's not forget -
- Gay female: I'm gay
- Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
- Gay male: I'm gay
- Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.